Season
2 Episode 18 A Kiss Before Lying
[Spencer’s house]
Aria: Turn the volume up.
Emily: Can you make the view full
screen?
Spencer: Maybe make it lighter. The
picture seems really dark.
Juliet: Can you do close ups?
Caleb: All right, that's it. I've
officially stopped taking requests. Can you guys like back up a little bit?
Spencer: We're not even standing that
close to you.
Caleb: Really? Then how do I know you
had a cheeseburger for lunch?
Juliet: Um, haven't we already seen this
before?
Caleb: Yeah, but look here.
Aria: It's the box Jason gave me of
Ali's.
Spencer: I still can't see what's inside
of it, though.
Caleb: Just give me a second.
[Phone rings]
Emily: It's Hanna.
Caleb: We may be able to get a clear
shot if I
[Phone rings]
Aria: Hanna.
[Phone rings]
Juliet: hanna
If I play it out frame-by-frame
[Phone rings]
caleb: Uh, I can maybe blow up the
image, but then
[Phone rings]
Spencer: Guess we know who's low man on
the totem pole. Yeah, I can't take this anymore. Hey, Hanna.
Hanna: Hey, Spencer. What are you up to?
Spencer: Not much.
Hanna: Oh, well, great. Do you wanna
watch a movie? Uh Oh, come on, I'll even watch one of those artsy foreign ones
you like, where all they do is stare out windows.
Spencer: I'm sorry, Hanna, I really
can't right now. I'm just with my family.
Aria: Emily!
Juliet: You guys, shut up!
Spencer: Sorry, Hanna. I really have to
go.
Hanna: Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure. I get it. Say
hi to your family for me.
Spencer: You're kidding me.
Aria: I'm sorry,
Emily: she was
Caleb: Hey! Ladies.
Spencer: Is that a driver's license?
Caleb: Yeah.
Emily: Is that Melissa?
Juliet: I don't know. It could be Jenna. It's
just kinda hard to tell.
Caleb: Hold on.
Spencer: It's Ali.
Aria: But Ali already had a fake I.D.
Emily: And it definitely wasn't this
one.
Spencer: Why would she need an I.D. That
didn't even look like her?
[School canteen]
Hanna: So what'd you guys do last night?
Aria: Oh, we studied for a chem test. We
went to Spencer's for help.
Spencer: So today is doomsday, huh?
Hanna: Why? Did you see her?
Emily: Han, maybe Kate wants to start
fresh.
Hanna: The last time I gave her the
benefit of the doubt, I ended up blowing chunks on my chunky heels.
Juliet: ew
Hanna: Oh, my God! Is that her? What?
Never mind.
Aria: Hanna, come on, you need to relax.
Hanna: I would be if you guys were doing
a better job keeping a lookout.
Juliet: Hanna, I never got a good look at
Kate to begin with.
Spencer: The only time I've ever seen
her was across a crowded church.
Hanna: What is hanging out under your
sweater? Is that a dude's undershirt?
Spencer: Maybe. It's Toby's. You guys,
do not look at me like I'm one of those dogs with wheels for legs, okay? Look at Juliet
Juliet: hi I have issues
Spencer: I think we all do. Em, when is your mom coming?
Emily: Tomorrow. I'm really excited.
Kate: Hanna?
Hanna: Kate. Welcome to Rosewood High.
Kate: Thanks. Hi, I'm Kate. We haven't officially
met yet.
Aria: Hey, I'm Aria.
Emily: Emily.
Spencer: Spencer.
Juliet: [sarcastic smile] I’m Juliet
Kate: So, I got my schedule, and first
period, I have history with Mr. Barocas.
Aria: Oh, yeah, Mr. Barocas. He's easy. Everybody
likes him.
Hanna: Um, I can show you where it is. I'm
actually in that class, too.
Spencer: Yeah, Kate, um, have we
actually met before?
Kate: You're right, we have, at the
wedding. It's nice to have met you all. Bye.
[Outside school]
Juliet: Who knows what she needed it for.
Spencer: She was seeing Ian. Maybe they
used it to go out together. So maybe Ali found a loophole, a way to fly under
"A's" radar.
Aria: What, by being someone else?
Spencer: Yeah, the brunette on the I.D.
Emily: Ew. I was never his number one fan, but I
can't even look at him now that he's with Jenna.
Aria: He's been going through girls in
this school like they're Kleenex.
Juliet: he visited me
Emily: why?
Juliet: just to see how I’m doing, after
Spencer: he probably just wanted to get in
your pants
Aria: but no on will when you’re wearing
what you’ve been wearing lately, no offence
Juliet: that’s the point. Anyways who cares
that he's a player?
Spencer: He's "A's" new eyes.
Aria: It's so frustrating. He and Jenna
are always just out of reach.
If we could just get close enough to
Spencer: Wait. What if Ali wasn't trying
to get away? What if she was trying to get closer?
Emily: What do you mean?
Spencer: By creating an alter-ego so she
could get close enough to investigate, maybe even to expose "a"
Hanna: Hey.
Spencer: Hey.
Juliet: Where's the monster?
Hanna: Who?
Aria: Kate.
Hanna: Oh, she's at orientation, and
she's being freakishly nice to me.
Spencer: So why do you look like that?
Hanna: Do you think that Caleb still has
that video file somewhere? Because "A" thinks he does.
Juliet: What are you talking about?
Hanna: I got a text saying to call off
my 'techno-boy-toy."
Spencer: "A" maybe just got
their wires crossed.
Aria: Yeah, maybe they're just like a
step behind or something.
Hanna: Since when is "a" ever
a step behind? Where are you guys going?
Emily: Uh, we have chem.
Aria: Um, we'll talk to you later, okay?
Spencer: Look, Hanna, I know it's not
great timing.
Hanna: Where are you going? To hang out
with your family?
Spencer: What? Spencer
Hanna: I used to be a member. I know you
guys are pissed at me for destroying the flash drive, but you can't just shut
me out. I did this to protect Caleb, and I would do it for any one of you if I
could.
[School canteen]
Aria: So you moved here from Baltimore?
Kate: Yeah, so I can still go home on
weekends and visit my friends.
Emily: That's nice.
Spencer: Do you have any family in
Maine, by any chance?
Kate: Nope. No, all in Maryland.
Spencer: Have you ever been to Maine?
The northeast harbor area?
Kate: Nope.
Juliet: So, Kate, will you be joining any
clubs
Emily: or sports teams?
Kate:Yeah, I was actually thinking
Spencer: Debate!
Kate: Orchestra.
Spencer: Sorry, I thought I must've seen
you at a debate. Are you sure that we haven't met before?
Kate: Pretty sure. So I'm gonna head to
class early and introduce myself to the teacher. I will see you all soon.
All: Bye.
Hanna: What are you doing? I know her.
Spencer: I know I know her. I just don't
know where I know her from.
Hanna: Can you back off? I'm not gonna
let her complain to my dad that my friends are giving her the fourth degree.
Spencer: It's the third degree.
Hanna: Whatever. Just stop giving her
degrees, okay?
[School hallway]
Juliet: What the hell were you thinking?
Hanna: About what?
Emily: If that's taking the high road,
what's the low road?
Spencer: Did you have a stroke? You
promised you wouldn't say anything.
Aria: Hanna, why would you do this?
You're gonna be in so much trouble.
Hanna: Can one of you guys please tell me
what I did? I didn't do this. Where would I have even taken that picture?
Juliet: It looks like it was taken in the
girls' locker room.
Hanna: No, I did not send this to you
guys.
Aria: Hanna, you didn't just send it to
us. You sent it to everybody in your address book.
Aria: If you didn't send this
Spencer: Do we even have to ask?
Love
Rumilla
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