Season 5 Episode 13 How the 'A' Stole
Christmas
[Outside]
Aria: So what did you get for Toby?
Spencer: I'm abstaining from Christmas
this year, remember? When you're out on bail for murder, it just feels like the
right thing to do.
Emily: And he's okay with that?
Spencer: Well, he agreed to not giving
presents if I agreed to surprising each other with a gesture.
Hanna: Like the clowns?
Juliet: What clowns?
Hanna: Court jesters. They're clowns,
right?
Emily: I've always loved these windows. Let's
make a wish.
Juliet: Yeah, let's make a wish for
Spencer.
Spencer: Guys, Santa is not bringing me
a stay-out-of-jail-free card.
Emily: Han, want a snowflake?
Hanna: The last time I was here, it was
with Mona. Wishes don't come true, Emily. If they did, people wouldn't die.
Emily: I'm still holding out hope.
Spencer: Hope is a dirty four-letter
word.
Emily: We live in an "A"
world. They still haven't found Mona's body.
Spencer: Yeah, that's because. "A"
likes to bury the bodies herself.
Aria: Yeah, and then throw Ice Balls. I
swear Alison is throwing this party to rub it in our faces. I ruined your lives
and now I'm the belle of the ball.
Spencer: Technically, she only ruined my
life.
Juliet: Ruin one of us, ruin all of us.
Aria: Yeah, I'd rather dance on dead
monkeys than go to Ali's stupid Ice Ball.
Spencer: Dead monkeys?
Hanna: Ali got everything she wanted. Mona's
gone, Bethany's dead, and now she's making Spencer go down for it.
Juliet: Is that a reporter or a cop?
Spencer: Neither. That pen's too nice. My
money's on a lawyer.
Man: Hanna Marin?
Hanna: Yes.
Spencer: Told you.
Man: Mona Vanderwaal retained me to
handle her affairs in the event of her demise. I was instructed to wait then
deliver this to you personally. Merry Christmas.
Spencer: Bah humbug.
Hanna: I'm afraid to open it.
Emily: These are drawings of Ali's
house.
Juliet: Yeah, and all of her hiding places.
Hanna: It's from Mona.
Hanna reads: "Hey, Han. If you're
reading this, she's still playing the game and I'm talking to you from the
grave. But I went out fighting and that's what you need to do. Promise me you
won't give up, Hanna. You have to keep looking. Kisses, M.” I promised Mona
we'd always stick together. Well, you have to figure, "A" keeps
souvenirs, right?
Emily: You mean Alison.
Juliet: Different name, same bitch.
Hanna: There has to be something in
Ali's house that proves she killed Bethany. And Spencer didn't.
Emily: I think Mona just handed us a way
to give you a Christmas, Spence. And your stay-out-of-jail-free card.
Bell ringing
Aria: Hey, Santa. Thank you. Oh, my God.
Emily: Is that us?
Aria: "'A' takes a holiday. You
should, too."
[Juliet on the phone]
Juliet: Okay miss you see you soon, merry
Christmas to you too
Emily: was that Paul?
Juliet: yeah he can’t make it – honestly
its like I always get boyfriends that are like
Emily: that are like what?
Juliet: part time
Emily: Juliet
Juliet: no it’s fine, I’ll live – I need to
get home anyways. Bye
[Christmas ball]
Hanna: I still don't see Ali anywhere.
Aria: She's probably waiting to make her
grand entrance.
Emily: Timed to the perfect song.
Juliet: Well, we can't leave until she gets
here, so
Spencer: I'm going to go have my picture
taken with Santa Claus.
Hanna: Who are those other girls?
Spencer: Let's get out of here while
everyone's still basking in the glow of Ali.
Caleb: Hanna. Be careful.
Aria: Hey.
Spencer: Aren't you supposed to be on
"A" watch?
Aria: Yeah. You need to see this.
Juliet: What is it?
Aria: I just saw Ali kissing Santa
Claus. Come on.
Aria: They were just here.
Emily: Was it a guy or a girl?
Aria: Guy.
Juliet: Are you sure?
Aria: Yes, I'm sure. I definitely got a
sense of "male butt."
Emily: Okay, well, I'm gonna go take my
photo with Santa Claus.
Paige: If Ali was kissing Holbrook, that
would explain a lot.
Caleb” Yeah, like why Spencer's about to
go on trial for murder while Ali's weaving her way through a winter wonderland.
Aria: Ezra, what is it?
Ezra: Well, if Holbrook is helping Ali,
I want to know when it started.
Emily: Oh, my God. I promised Ali I
wouldn't tell because I thought I was protecting everyone. But CeCe showed up
in New York that night. And Ali helped to get her out of the country.
Juliet: You think Holbrook was in on it?
Emily: I think he helped CeCe escape. And
he did it for Ali.
Caleb: Looks like Ali made a friend.
Ezra: She went in there alone.
Emily: They're heading towards the exit.
Ezra: So is Holbrook.
Caleb: You guys follow Ali.
Ezra: We've got Santa.
Paige: I'll grab Lucas.
Aria: You're leaving your own party,
Ali?
Emily: What's the rush? Alison?
Juliet: turn around, bitch
Emily: Alison?
[Spencer’s house]
Emily: Give Mom and Grandma Bea a big
kiss for me. And I promise I'll be on the road as soon as it's clear. Thanks,
Dad. I love you, too.
Toby: This is amazing. Hanna, this
letter proves that Alison knew Bethany and lured her here on Labor Day. This
could create enough reasonable doubt to clear Spencer.
Spencer” I don't want to say the
"H" word, but I am feeling cautiously optimistic tonight.
All: Merry Christmas.
Toby: And her heart grew three sizes
that day.
Emily: My mom called her friend at
Highway Patrol. They don't expect the roads to be cleared until tomorrow.
Spencer: I'm so sorry, Em.
Emily: This is the first time I won't be
with my parents on Christmas.
Aria: Yeah, me too.
Juliet: well this is the first Christmas I
don’t have a boyfriend with me and my mum is with hers like it’s an episode of
freaky Friday
Spencer: we’ll share
Juliet: no thanks
Hanna: You know, my mom always said
Christmas was wherever we were as long as we were together.
Caleb: And we are together.
Hanna: Seriously?
Spencer: Now that is a gesture.
Juliet: yeah I take it back I’ll share
Aria: Wow.
TOGETHER: Merry Christmas.
Emily: Oh, my God.
A while later
Hanna: you okay?
Juliet: you think this is karma?
Hanna: what is?
Juliet: the slut gets no boyfriend for Christmas
while all her friends do
Hanna: you have a boyfriend and don’t say
that
Juliet: I know but where is he? And I have
been on the naughty list for a very long time
Hanna: like spencer said “we’ll share” –
come on
A while later
Ezra: Christmas chicken.
ALL: Yaay!
Aria: Okay, let's all say a prayer.
Emily: To this family. May we always
stay together. Cheers.
ALL: Cheers.
Hanna: Santa?
Spencer: Oh, my God. Who did this? Em?
Emily: Not me.
Juliet: Merry Christmas, bitches. - A
The dress Juliet wore for the Christmas ball
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Rumilla
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