Season
4 Episode 15 Love ShAck, Baby
[Inside]
Spencer: I don't understand. I I don't
recognize any of these names.
Hanna: Because she changed them. She was
changing stories, too. You just have to know the real stories in order to
recognize the fake ones.
Juliet: Sounds like Ali. The truth bored
her.
Spencer: So it's like creative
non-fiction with pseudonyms?
Hanna: I don't know what that means, but
sure.
Aria: I can't believe that you held onto
this since Ravenswood.
Spencer: We knew that Ali had journals. What's
so bad about this one?
Hanna: Because the stories in there,
they're they're personal.
Spencer: Personal about Ali?
Hanna: About Ali and us. There are
things in there that we may not know about each other, and things from the past
that we want to forget.
Emily: So you thought you should get to
read it, and we don't?
Hanna: I just didn't see the point of
bringing all that up again. We're supposed to be focused on finding
Ali.
Spencer: That's not your call to make.
Hanna: I know. I made a mistake!
Emily: And it took you till now to
realize that?
Hanna: Em, I said I was sorry!
Juliet: Did you?
Aria: Okay! Guys All right. The most
important thing is that we have this now. Okay, Hanna, you said that there are
stories in here about Ali. What about "Board Shorts" or someone else
who might have been after her?
Hanna: There might be. I don't know. I
just couldn't put all the pieces together on my own.
Emily: So this is what we do. We each
take turns, we'll weed out the stories about us and see what's left over.
Spencer: Who goes first?
Emily: I do.
[School hallway]
Noel: hi
Juliet: go away
Noel: heard you didn’t go through with the
wedding got cold feet or just knew we belong together
Juliet: you sound like a Taylor Swift song,
now leave me alone
Juliet walks off while Noel shouts out
Noel: fine but I’m always here for a booty
call
[School lunch]
Spencer: Hey.
Emily: Hey.
Spencer: Is it a page-turner?
Emily: Yesterday I could barely make it
through the first story that was about me.
Aria: What changed?
Emily: I want answers. From Ali, from
this book I'll take 'em anywhere I can get 'em. I'm green, you are blue, you
are purple, you are pink, Hanna's orange, Ali's yellow, and white is for
whenever we don't know who the story's about.
Spencer: Wow. That is so neat of you.
Emily: Actually, it's so Pam Fields of
me. I'm becoming my mother.
Juliet: So, how bad is it?
Emily: It's weird. There's one story
where she says I'm so desperately in love with her I'd rob a bank for her if
she asked me to, and then another where she says I always put my friends first
and she wishes she was more like me.
Hanna: Hey. What's going on?
Spencer: Emily has a system.
Hanna: How much have you read?
Emily: Enough to need a break. Who's
next? Purple, pink or blue?
Hanna: Spencer. She's better with the
clues.
Emily: So, you haven't told us. How's
Caleb?
Hanna: Fine.
Spencer: Did you guys know that Ali
wrote poetry?
Aria: When do we get to see him?
Hanna: You don't. He left already.
Juliet: What do you mean he left?
Hanna: I mean he got in his car and he
drove away.
Spencer: To where? To Ravenswood?
Hanna: Yeah
Juliet: when's he coming back?
Hanna: He's not. We broke up.
Aria: Oh, my God.
Emily: Are you okay?
Hanna: Oh, yeah, no, I'm totally fine. I
just you know, we just needed to move on, and we decided to make a clean break.
Juliet: that’s two of us down then
Spencer: You both decided this? –
Hanna: I don't know if I've read this
one.
Aria: Hanna.
Hanna: "I used to go there when I
was little, back then the bumblebee was bright, neon yellow little fellow, now
he's lost his light." I don't know what she's talking about, but rhymes
okay.
Emily: Yeah. Yeah, it's, uh, - it's not
bad.
Aria: Wait. Wait. Give me that. Wait. Ali's
describing the Busy Bee Inn. I used to go there like a million years ago with
my family.
We'd go to that aquarium in
Killingworth, and then we'd have dinner at the bed and breakfast. "Broke
the latch and left it hanging, don't think the keep will mind, no one there to
make repairs, the perfect place to hide."
Spencer: It's the perfect hideaway an
empty bed and breakfast, she left the door unlocked, ready for her return.
Emily: The Busy Bee Inn has been closed
for years now. The building's still there, sign and all, but
Hanna: We have to go there today.
Aria: I don't really think that one poem
is enough to go on.
Hanna: It is when it's all you've got. You
heard Spencer. She could be hiding out there.
Spencer: Uh, yeah, then I think we
should go check it out.
Emily: I finish work at six. Aria?
Aria: Yeah. No, that works for me. Juliet?
Juliet: I’m not married so I’m down
[Emily’s car]
Emily: Hey.
Spencer: You're late.
Emily: Yeah, sorry.
Hanna: Hey.
Spencer: Hey, Han. Hey, did you guys
hear the news?
Emily: We got it from Hanna.
Juliet: Cece's in Maryland.
Aria: Haven't we found anything in the
book about Cece?
Emily: Not yet.
Spencer: Well, forget Cece, I want to
know who put her on the payroll. Book, please. Thank you.
Emily: How are you doing?
Hanna: Great.
Emily: I mean about Caleb.
Hanna: So do I. Hey, where were you?
Emily: When?
Hanna: When I was at The Brew and you
weren't there.
Emily: I had to run an errand for my
mom.
Aria: I get that when you get carsick.
Juliet: Okay, "Human cheat sheet"
has gotta be Spencer, but who is "Suzy Clueless"?
Spencer: Let me see.
Aria: You know you do not get to throw
up on me, right?
Juliet: so glad I’m not sitting next to her
Emily: Can you turn it down?
Hanna: I thought this was a road trip.
Emily: To find our no-longer-dead
friend. This isn't spring break.
Aria: Ali's friend's dad is having an
affair, but the girl Suzy Clueless doesn't know.
Juliet: Okay, well, eeny-meenie-miney-mo. It
could have been any one of us.
Aria: Oh. Mystery solved. It's me.
Spencer: Why, what does it say?
Aria: "Despite her freakish pink
hair dye, I have always admired Suzy for her great sense of style."
Spencer: Huh. How touching.
Aria: Purple me. Thanks. Em, did did you
read this? "The cradle robber"? When did Ali have a secret rendezvous
with a younger guy?
Hanna: God, I love this song.
Emily: Seriously, Han? - (Turns radio
down)
Aria: Do you think that this could be
about Ali? We've been looking for an older guy, but what if she lied? What if
the guy was younger?
Juliet: could be
Hanna: When I said I could use a pit
stop, I didn't mean in an actual pit.
Emily: I was following the GPS. I must
have missed a turn.
Juliet: Okay, well, just get back on the
highway.
Emily: We can't. There's construction.
Juliet: No, not according to my phone.
Aria: Are you turning around?
Emily: No.
Aria: Are you stopping?
Emily: No. I'm not doing anything. The
engine stopped working.
Hanna: Do you see what the problem is?
Emily: I can barely see it. Okay,
there's the radiator, uh, there's the dipstick, - there's –
Juliet: Let's just hypothetically say you
could figure out what's wrong with the engine. Would you even know how to fix
it?
Emily: Probably not.
Hanna: That's good to know.
Spencer: Guys, what are we gonna do?
Toby thinks I'm at a study group.
Emily: Same with Paige.
Hanna: Well, I texted Travis. He has a
tow truck, and he doesn't know enough to ask questions.
Spencer: We are about ten minutes away
from a complete downpour.
Hanna: It's Travis. He can get us, but
it'll be two hours. I'm definitely gonna have to pee before then.
Aria: I know a place we can wait.
Spencer: Where? –
Aria: A cabin. It's my uncle's. It's
close by.
Hanna: Does it have a bathroom? –
Aria: And a fireplace.
Juliet: Lead the way.
Aria: Did I just feel a raindrop?
Emily: Are you sure your Uncle's cabin
is this way?
Aria: I'm sure.
Juliet: Anyone else lose cell service?
Spencer: There's a page missing - In the
story about the cradle robber? - Do you think "A" took it? –
Hanna: Maybe.
Spencer: Were all the pages in the book
when you took it from his apartment?
Hanna: Uh, I I don't know.
Spencer: You didn't notice that there
was a whole page torn out?
Hanna: I've got other stuff on my mind,
Spencer.
Spencer: Things that you don't want to
talk about.
Hanna: No. No, not really. I'm entitled
to my own privacy.
Spencer: Not when it affects us. Or Ali.
Hanna: What are you saying? –
Spencer: Did you take the page out of
this book? –
Hanna: No! And it's not gonna bring us
any closer to Alison, everyone knowing who did what behind whose back.
Emily: This it?
Aria: Yeah. Just let me go find the key.
Got it. Come on.
Hanna: Where's the bathroom?
Aria: There.
Juliet: This place is great. You should
bring Jake here.
Spencer: Which Uncle is it who owns this
cabin?
Aria: It's my mom's brother.
Emily: The orthodontist? He paints?
Aria: Yeah. In his free time. No, no,
no. Don't touch that. Put it down. Just just be careful about moving anything,
okay?
Spencer: Okay.
Aria: Anybody want tea?
Emily: Uh, sure. So what's the plan? We
get a tow back home and give up on the B&B? - What if Ali's still hiding
out there? –
Juliet: That's a pretty big "if."
Aria: We don't really have a lot of
options right now. We're kind of stranded.
Spencer: Why don't we wait and ask
Hanna? Who knows what she's got up her sleeve?
Emily: Why are you being so hard on
Hanna?
Spencer: She's keeping something from
us.
Juliet: She's upset about Caleb.
Spencer: It's something else.
Emily: Well, if she's hiding something,
maybe it's because she knows we wouldn't understand.
Spencer: Okay, now I'm wondering what
you're keeping from us.
Aria: Nobody's keeping anything from
anyone, all right? Chamomile or hibiscus?
Spencer: Hanna.
Hanna: It's not about Ali "The
cradle robber." It's about me. And Mike.
Aria: Mike? As in my little brother
Mike?
Juliet: Oh, my God.
Aria: Hanna
Hanna: you don't have to say anything. I
know it's awful.
Aria: No. I I admit that it's weird, but
you didn't really think that I'd stop being your friend just because you You
know, did stuff with my brother? Honestly, I'm just a little shocked that he
kept his mouth shut this whole time.
Hanna: Well, Ali made him. Trust me, he
was probably more embarrassed than I was.
Aria: No, that is not true. He used to
have a huge crush on you back then.
Hanna: no that was Juliet
Juliet: it was
Hanna: yeah
Aria: Hanna, you can't be this upset
over something that happened that long ago.
Emily: Han what happened? Between you
and Caleb.
Hanna: He met someone else. He left me.
Juliet: What do you mean he met someone
else? Who?
Hanna: You know what, I really don't
want to talk about this right now.
Spencer: No, we're your friends. We're
here for you.
Hanna: I'm actually gonna go outside to
see if there's any service so I can see where the hell Travis is.
Spencer: We should get some blankets or
something for when they come back. Where does your Uncle keep his linens? –
Juliet: What is going on? –
Aria: Nothing.
Spencer: Are you afraid I'm gonna steal
your Uncle's light bulbs or something?
Aria: No. Right there.
Spencer: These aren't blankets, but
they'll be fine.
Juliet: Hanna?!
Spencer: Emily!
Aria: What is he doing? Did he follow us
here?
Juliet: Oh, my God.
Spencer: I don't know. But we have to
get out of here.
Aria: How?
Spencer: We can go through there. Hurry.
Juliet: Hanna!
Aria: Emily!
Spencer: Help!
Aria: Hanna!
Spencer: Emily
Juliet: Please help!
Aria: Oh, thank God.
Emily: Are you guys okay?
Hanna: What the hell happened?
Spencer: Where did he go?
Emily: We heard screams and we tried the
front door but it was locked.
Hanna: Yeah, we broke the window to get
in here.
Juliet: Did you see him? –
Hanna: See who? –
Juliet: "A"! –
Hanna: "A" was here?
Spencer: Yeah. How did he get out?
Hanna: I don't know.
Emily: Guys, Ali's book is gone.
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