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Season 1 Episode 13 Know Your Frenemies

Spencer: (southern accent) hi. I'm plannin' a surprise visit for my husband, and he cannot stop talkin' about the room he had on his last visit. Can you pull up that reservation? His name is ian thomas.

Emily: Why are you doing this?

Spencer: I think ian and alison were together the weekend before she disappeared. Do you remember how alison was acting When she got home from visiting her grandmother? All giggles and tan?

Juliet: Yeah.

Spencer: Alie hated old people, And alie's grandmother lives in georgia. Hilton head is in south carolina. She was lying to us.

Juliet: So what? Alison lied mo than she breathed.

Emily: You think that was enough to make ian want to permanently shut her up?

Spencer: Wow. I thought you'd be happy to hear it was anybody but toby.

Emily: All toby wanted was for me to believe him, And I didn't.

Spencer: Toby lied about a lot of things too, em.

Emily: If lying was a crime, we would all be in jail. Agent cooper. Good morning.

Cooper: Hi. Beautiful day, huh?

Juliet: Looks like someone traded in her wheels for heels.

Hanna: They're flats, but they are ferragamos.

Spencer: Thank you.

Agent cooper: The food in this town is to die for. I'm missing it already.

Hanna: Are you going somewhere? Came here to find the person that killed your friend. Toby cavanaugh may be out on bail, But he's not leaving town, and we have a solid case against him. So, unless you have a reason for me to stay

Hanna: Well, I guess we'll see you around, then.

Cooper: You girls take care. Bye.

Juliet: What?

Spencer: Ian was definitely at hilton head The same weekend alie was.

Emily: Maybe we do have a reason for cooper to stay.

[School lunch hall]

Hanna: Agent cooper is not some small-town cop That's going to arrest spencer's brother-in-law Because alie carved his name into a tree.

Juliet: Yeah, a tree that's no longer there.

Aria: No one knows that but us.

Spencer: And ian.

Emily: And "a."

Spencer:  Noel led us to that tree for a reason.

Aria: Is "a" I mean, is noel trying to help us find alie's killer?

Hanna: "a" helping us? Wow, that's a first.

Spencer: How could noel even know about ian and alie?

Aria: Have you ever noticed how noel is always around?

Emily: Are they friends?

Aria: No.

Spencer: Hanna's right about cooper. We need to find some kind of proof.

Hanna: Thank you, veronica mars.

Juliet: That proof may be boxed in your kitchen.

Emily: Hi.

Maya: Hey. Are we still on till later? You know, now that your dad's gone?

Emily: Yeah, my dad knows how my dad feels about us.

Maya: In other words, he'll tolerate me.

Emily: She's spending the day in the city, So you'll be safe, I promise.

Spencer: What's later?

Emily: Um, studying.

Hanna: Is that girl-on-girl code for romance?

Emily: No, hanna, we're actually studying.

Maya: But your friend is a romantic.

Juliet: Is she?

Emily: Oh, yeah. Um Walks in the rain, Picnics by the lake, dancing naked in candlelight.( laughing ) I'm just kidding. We go to dinner and a movie, just like you guys.

Maya: Well, she's not entirely kidding. Emily would love to do all of those things.

Emily: Okay, you've shared enough.

[Outside school]

Hanna: Melissa pregnant?

Spencer: Hey, I said this was a secret.

Juliet: No, it's not a secret.

Hannah: Yeah it's a bombshell, like in "nuke-u-lar."

Spencer: It's "nuclear" "nuke-le-ar"

Juliet: Yeah okay, whatever. It's still a disaster movie.

Spencer: I know.

Hanna: Can you imagine melissa pregnant? Or even worse, melissa as a mom?

Spencer: I've never once heard melissa talk about kids. Now she wants to have this huge family? He's totally manipulating her.

Hanna: Manipulating her? Spence, your sister's a bad-ass.

Spencer: I don't know what we're gonna find, But I have to see what's inside those boxes. Emily? Hey.

Emily: I didn't even get to say goodbye.

Hanna: To who?

Emily: Maya.

Juliet: Em, where is she going?

Emily: They're sending her to juvie camp, for three months.

Spencer: What happened?

Emily: My mother. That's what happened.

[School hallway]

[cell phone beeps on all the girl’s phone]

Text reads.

A is for Alison not Aauteur  

[Spencer’s house]

Aria: I don’t know who I am more afraid of "a" the bitch who tried to flatten hanna or "a" our new "frien-emy."

Spencer: What?

Aria: "a" saved my relationship.

Hanna: Yeah, well, "a" tried to kill me.

Juliet: Because "a" thought you saw her.

Spencer: "a" clearly knows now that you didn't. So, the law of cosines is an extension of The pythagorean theorem to the arbitrary angles

Hanna: Uh, english, please.

Melissa: It's nice to see the posse together again.

Aria: The posse?

Melissa: This is me playing nice, aria. Spencer and I have called a truce.

Hanna: Oh, well, I'll play along. How does it feel to be married?

Melissa: It feels like I don't have to try so hard all the time, like things are settled.

Hanna: Yeah. That's how my mom felt before my dad met isabelle.

Melissa: One thing I don't need to worry about Is ian looking at other women.

Ian: you ready, wife?

Melissa: I am, my handsome husband.

Ian: Bye.

Emily: What?

Spencer: There is something that I need to show you, in my room.

Aria: Wait, no. I think she should find it herself.

Hanna: I agree, but first There.

Juliet: Now you can go.

Spencer: Go.

Hanna: Go.

[Looking through boxes]

Aria: Hey. Look at this.

Spencer: Everyone kept that.

Hanna: What's this?

Juliet: You guys, look.

Spencer: Really?

Hanna: Spying

Aria: Creepy.

Hanna: You know, I am officially jealous of emily's love life.

Aria: We've got comic books, more comic books, And More comic books.

Hanna: Evidence of geekdom, but not a crime.

Maya: Hey. Thank you guys so much. Thank you.

Spencer: Of course.

Hanna: You'll be back soon.

Emily: I don't even know how to thank you guys. Tonight was the best gift anyone could have ever given me.

Spencer: Where are they sending her?

Emily: Someplace called true north.

Hanna: Seriously?

Emily: Is it bad?

Hanna: They sent betsy berger there for huffing spray paint. She came back as a drummer in a gospel band.

Juliet: Maya's an amazing person, em.

Aria: Yeah she's-- she's gonna be fine.

Emily: Yeah. Did you guys find anything?

Spencer: We've looked through every box and found a big, fat nothing.

[cell phone beeps]

Aria Reads text: "don't say I never gave you anything.

Turn on your computer.

'a’"

[Play’s video]

Alison: If the girls knew I was seeing you, Oh, my god, they'd never shut up about it.

Emily: This is the video cooper showed us.

Alison: I wish they were more mature, but we don't have a lot of time. I have to get back before they wake up. I know you want to kiss me.

Juliet: Oh, my god!

Ian: Come closer.

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